Topological Limericks

21st June, 2011

A mathematician confided
That the Möbius strip is one-sided
And you’ll get quite a laugh
If you cut one in half
For it stays in one piece, undivided!

- Anonymous via @ColinTheMathmo

 

A mathematician named Klein
Found the Möbius Loop quite divine
Said he, “If you glue
The edges of two
You get a weird bottle like mine!”

- Anonymous

 

The topological part of my brain
Finds Möbius strips quite a strain
But I make you this pledge:
I’ll glue one at its edge
And build a real projective plane

- RE

Any more? (Or can anyone give me attributions for the Anons?)

   

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2 Responses to “Topological Limericks”

  1. From High-brow limericks — The Endeavour:

    June 28th, 2011 at 11:51 am

    [...] By Richard Elwes [...]

  2. From Larry Williams:

    July 19th, 2011 at 3:06 am

    Asked the good Dr. Klein “What’s the fuss?

    Regarding my bottle don’t cuss!

    Just be very aware, storing liquids with care,

    that what’s inside and out you don’t muss!”

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